Step Brothers

Back in August for 2008, I had two friends at work that had two different viewpoints on the election.  One friend, Ryan, thought that Obama was going to win, whereas the other, Erick, thought that McCain was a shoe-in for the presidential nod.  Erick was so confident that McCain would win the election that he decided to pony up a bet unlike any others ever imagined, he proposed a tattoo bet.  The bet was as follows:  If McCain were to win, Ryan would have to get a tattoo of Erick’s face on his stomach with Ryan’s belly button as Erick’ mouth. There would also be a ring of sunflowers around Erick’s head to add even more depth and embarrassment. 

Not bad, that would have been quite funny if Obama lost, however as we all know, that is not the case.  Now Erick, if Obama were to win, would have to get a tramp stamp tattoo consisting of two dolphins making a heart with Ryan’s face in between the two mammals.  For those of you who are not familiar with the term “tramp stamp”, basically it is a tattoo that is inked on the lower back.  Men rarely get tattoos in this location, which makes this bet awesome!  Due to various issues, Erick still is without this ink, however that will all change on 12/9, when the needle hits the skin.  Various submissions were sent in, however currently my iPad drawing below is getting the nod as the “one”

This is a modification of the original dolphin heart drawing.  The original drawing below was deemed “too cute” and needed bacon and advanced weaponry in order to get final approval.

As I stated, believe it or not, this is actually happening on 12/9 at Tatu Tattoo.  I plan on recording posting this trainwreck soon after it is completed.  As this tat may cost a few bucks, and the winner here – Ryan (not me), has to pay, I started a collection at SmartPig to help offset his expeneses.  If you feel like donating to this tattoo, be it $10 or more, please do so by “Feeding the Pig” below.

UPDATED:

On 12/13, I had the honor and joy to take Erick to Tatu Tattoo to get his stamp.  There we worked with the talented tattoo artist, Frog, to take my drawing and turn in into a masterpiece.  Erick had other ideas.  Upon finishing and cleaning up my drawing, Erick requested that Frog add balls and a penis or two on the dolphin.  Why?  I have no idea, but Erick said, “If we’re going to do this, let’s do it right and add them to the dolphins”.  While I do not understand the logic, it is damn funny.  Well lo and behold, for your amusement, here is the final product.  Thanks to all that donated:

To give you perspective on the size of the tramp stamp:

Truly amazing.  That’s all I can really say.  I literally laughed for two hours during this and even more after.  Thank you Barack Obama, thank you very much!

Marquez has his ATM card in eaten by an ATM in Portugal, so what does he do? Run to the Policia…….their response: stupid american

2004

2005

The jagoff in the adidas jacket broken the damn bathroom door.

2006

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Another gem from the Pizza Champ

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Another Remix

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